Life Is a Mystery. Everyone Must Stand Alone. I Hear You Call My Name, and It Feels Like...Home.
September 20, 2004
Written By: bb
special to bbelbis.blogspot.com
TEL AVIV - In light of [International Superstar] Madonna's visit to the Holy City, in which she has denounced violence around the world, President George W. Bush of the United States, Jordanian extremist Abu Mussab al-Zarqawi, and Al Queda leader, Osama Bin Laden plan to meet later this week in Jerusalem to sign a peace treaty, vowing to end violence throughout the world until the end of time.
Madonna is the most well known Kabbalist. A Kabbalist studies the spiritual interpretation of Jewish Scriptures. Formerlly known as "The Material Girl", Madonna has recently taken the Hebrew name of "Esther".
"Hearing Esther speak this weekend brought me to tears", said an emotional Bin Laden during an appearance on an Al-Jazeera talk show, similar to [U.S. television show] 'Live with Regis & Kelly'. "Her words were so powerful. I had no choice but to call the leaders of my terror network in for a meeting yesterday. We all decided that war and terror is Un-Godly and that we all must just live in harmony with the world around us."
Bin Laden later said in the program, "I would like to propose to the world leaders that we show our gratitude to Esther by throwing a lavish celebration in her honor, similar to a rave."
From the Oval Office, President Bush commented on the upcoming treaty. "This is a historic event that will secure peace and prosperity for the world. God Bless the United States of America and God Bless Esther!" Bush, who is vying for re-election as President, now enjoys a substantial lead, according to Gallup. A recent Gallup poll shows that 93% of likely voters prefer Bush to his opponent Senator John F. Kerry (D-MA).
It is not confirmed whether North Korean Leader, Kim Jong Il will be included in this historic peace treaty. Kim Jong Il, a known Scientologist is currently in Los Angeles, consulting with Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Leah Remini on the matter. He will notify the media once the talks are concluded.
Other confirmed attendees of the peace treaty signing will be fellow Kabbalists Ashton Kutcher (Actor), Britney Spears (Singer/Actress), and Paris Hilton (Reality TV Star/Socialite).
Esther plans to eliminate world hunger next week by visiting The Sudan. Upon learning about her visit, Sudanese President Omar Hassan Ahmed al-Bashir shouted from his balcony overlooking Greater Khatroum, "HELP IS ON THE WAY!"
Written By: bb
special to bbelbis.blogspot.com
TEL AVIV - In light of [International Superstar] Madonna's visit to the Holy City, in which she has denounced violence around the world, President George W. Bush of the United States, Jordanian extremist Abu Mussab al-Zarqawi, and Al Queda leader, Osama Bin Laden plan to meet later this week in Jerusalem to sign a peace treaty, vowing to end violence throughout the world until the end of time.
Madonna is the most well known Kabbalist. A Kabbalist studies the spiritual interpretation of Jewish Scriptures. Formerlly known as "The Material Girl", Madonna has recently taken the Hebrew name of "Esther".
"Hearing Esther speak this weekend brought me to tears", said an emotional Bin Laden during an appearance on an Al-Jazeera talk show, similar to [U.S. television show] 'Live with Regis & Kelly'. "Her words were so powerful. I had no choice but to call the leaders of my terror network in for a meeting yesterday. We all decided that war and terror is Un-Godly and that we all must just live in harmony with the world around us."
Bin Laden later said in the program, "I would like to propose to the world leaders that we show our gratitude to Esther by throwing a lavish celebration in her honor, similar to a rave."
From the Oval Office, President Bush commented on the upcoming treaty. "This is a historic event that will secure peace and prosperity for the world. God Bless the United States of America and God Bless Esther!" Bush, who is vying for re-election as President, now enjoys a substantial lead, according to Gallup. A recent Gallup poll shows that 93% of likely voters prefer Bush to his opponent Senator John F. Kerry (D-MA).
It is not confirmed whether North Korean Leader, Kim Jong Il will be included in this historic peace treaty. Kim Jong Il, a known Scientologist is currently in Los Angeles, consulting with Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Leah Remini on the matter. He will notify the media once the talks are concluded.
Other confirmed attendees of the peace treaty signing will be fellow Kabbalists Ashton Kutcher (Actor), Britney Spears (Singer/Actress), and Paris Hilton (Reality TV Star/Socialite).
Esther plans to eliminate world hunger next week by visiting The Sudan. Upon learning about her visit, Sudanese President Omar Hassan Ahmed al-Bashir shouted from his balcony overlooking Greater Khatroum, "HELP IS ON THE WAY!"
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